Wagon Pulling A Bunch of Dirt

Hideous, ugly, looking rotten

Guys be on zoom calls looking like a wagon pulling a bunch of dirt, wipe off the webcam, turn on a light, something!

by TimCook May 15, 2021

wagon cracker

Someone who is half white n half native.

They steal their own damn land.

That guy is so chug life but he's white. What a wagon cracker.
See wagon burner. Cracker.

by TurboOverload April 22, 2021

Pussy Wagon

A car of some sort that seems like a old hag would drive, like a minivan or even a PT Cruiser.

“Ben, your mom drives a Pussy Wagon.”

“Oh look it’s a Pussy Wagon.”

“Imagine owning a Pussy Wagon”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

Pussy Wagon

A name for a minivan or a PT Cruiser. Most people that drive Pussy Wagons are old.

“Ben, your mom owns a Pussy Wagon.”

“Did you buy that Pussy Wagon you saw for sale?”

“That car is so ugly, it looks like a Pussy Wagon.”

by Slinkbat April 29, 2021

schmeat wagon

A cock so big that it can be used as a wagon.

"Damn, did you see the size of that guy's schmeat wagon!"

by GrranDadd May 4, 2021

Whore Wagon

A wagon of whores

Don’t forget to pay when you’re fucking the whores on the whore wagons.

by DarkMaulMip42 August 18, 2024

Cuntestoga Wagon

The wagon full of Karens you encounter on the wagon train to your friend's mom

I hit the Cuntestoga Wagon when I was in line running a train on Carl's mom last night

by Fally_F December 16, 2024