Uncle Slayer

A cussin who dissolves uncle boxers.

"Martha is an Uncle Slayer. did you see she brought home Kevin Dockstaters Dad..."

by Ben Cullimore August 7, 2022

Uncle Stinky

The occasion where you feel like you have to take a large deuce, but you only drop a nugget. Except it takes at least, AT LEAST, a half of a roll of toilet paper and/or 5 baby wipes to clean your ass after.

I just dropped an uncle stinky and all the damn toilet paper I used clogged my damn toilet!

by Jockstar25 April 21, 2017

Uncle Sink

An Aussie who drinks beer really fuckin' fast.

Person #1: What are you doing?
Person #2: Just doing an Uncle Sink.

by TLaff666 April 18, 2022

Nigerian uncle

That guy that always try’s to transfer you his collection of gold bars.

Man that fucking Nigerian uncle stoke all my fucking gold bars. FUCK MAN!!

by GOMO G GURU September 14, 2019

Uncle Toby

Sexy uncle who keeps kids in his basement. He owns a sex dungeon and loves to bring kids into it.

Kid 1: Do you think uncle toby will feed us tonight?
Kid 2: probably not considering we ate last week.

by Logan Targett July 27, 2020

Funny Uncle

Another euphemism for the "confirmed bachelor" in a family or group. Although not necessarily a reference to homosexuality, it could be that the "uncle" in question is just eccentric, effeminate or prefers the company of his cats. It does not have pedophiliac connotations nor does it imply the man in question is of otherwise questionable character.

Examples from popular culture of the 1960s include:
.Floyd the Barber on The Andy Griffith Show, by Wally Cox
.Uncle Albert from Mary Poppins, played by Ed Wynn
.Uncle Arthur on Betwitched, by Paul Lynde

"He's a bit of a loner, kind of a 'funny uncle.'"

"He wasn't like the rest of the men in my family. He was the 'funny uncle' and the favorite of all us kids."

by BoiseGuy December 19, 2009

uncle jesse

Uncle Jesse (v)
Any action that is done in the spirit of sweetness, similar to that of all things done by Uncle Jesee himself

I am so Uncle Jesse-ing my girl right now, she's loving it.


Dude, I totally Uncle Jesse-d my History final this morning!

by The Emesspino Crime Boss May 4, 2003