Pick'em Up Truck

The way a country person refers to a city person's truck. Short for pick them up truck, as in pick up the kids from school. refers to a truck that has never been off-road, never towed a trailer and the heaviest thing in it's bed is ego and a weeks worth of groceries. Always a crew cab, because it is actually used as a minivan.

He went from his office job to the school in his shiny new pick'em up truck to get the kids.

by ConradPuck August 18, 2017

truck head

when one runs into a truck full speed head first

joe t ran into the truck so he a truck head

by zad July 24, 2008

pee pee truck

A phrase that fucking idiots in Yahoo! chat, more specifically the chatroom Providence:1 use. Not everyone in this room are idiots, it's mainly just the people who came from The Bored Room and Whatever, also some of the idiots may have came from the Down South and Teen Talk:1 or Teen Talk:5.

"PEE PEE TRUCK :))" < Idiot.

by Yahooer August 22, 2006

Pickup Truck Illiterate

Lack of knowledge about your 80k truck on you feel you have to have because of your mid life crisis or want of being a real man.

Pickup Truck Illiterate..His suite and tie says he's truck illiterate and has a small penis.

by BODBOP February 1, 2018

Big Ass Truck

A Person Who Is a old Lady and has a Big Truck

A 80 Year old Lady drives a Big ass truck

by A Yorkie lover Who is Funny July 3, 2021

jerry panzer truck

the Schützenpanzerwagen Sd. Kfz. 251, half track armored figthing vehicle used by nazis

Not long after the Alamein scrap, me an the platoon are having a look around this arab village - well, we were looting it - when all of a sudden this bloody jerry panzer truck comes over the hill and starts puking slugs.

by Lila Lotos June 18, 2011

Tokyo fire truck

Alternative for the word nothing, used to instigate perverse thoughts and conversation

Yea the date was good, we ended up doing the Tokyo fire truck back at her place, it was quite the evening.

by Private Pankake March 17, 2023