Nut Topping

The act of placing one's testicles firmly between someone else's breasts, or "topping" the breasts with the "nuts".

Person 1 - "I feel like our sex life has become repetitive, and I want to try something new "
Person 2 - "I've always wanted to try 'nut topping'. It sounds like it would be fun!"

by yak the snak March 19, 2017

top agreement

a nonverbal agreement between acquaintances, or in rare situation strangers in which they put each other in there myspace top friends for the main reason of filling up space.

thisguy: i didnt know bre and travis where such good friends

thatguy: there not

thisguy: then why are they on each others top friends?

thatguy: thats just a top agreement

by travispierre February 2, 2009

Top Borey

A "top story" in you live feed on Facebook that is particularly dull or irrelevant. Often these are ambiguous posts that only the poster can understand, or posts by those people you have never talked to in real life that always invite you to play some Facebook game.

Some girls status post: "Everything happens for a reason, even if we aren't happy about it. And now that you aren't in my life, I don't have to deal with your shit, besides I do better without you.

Person reading: I'm soo tired of these posts! Why the **** would Facebook think anyone would find this interesting! No, facebook, this is not a top story, definitely just another top borey.

by strobe surge November 4, 2011

Top Plogs

Your best gear, your best clothes. Northwich origin.

We are on the sniff tonight so I'd better wear my top plogs!

by Ralph Milne March 15, 2010

top earner

A high priced Hooker.

The way that chick's ass is hanging out that dress, she could definitely be top earner in a brothel

by suidicken November 28, 2017

Top Pops

Overly excited, hyper, and full of queerness. Often assosiated with gay autistic men.

Calm down buddy, don't be a top pops!

by rottenkidneystone July 7, 2023

Balls Top

Use the phrase " balls top" in the same manner as the "F" word. When your elated, when your angry, when your bored. The meaning is determined by your mood and tone......balls top!!

"I'm sweating like a fat kid in a candy store with no money, balls top"

by EmJay "Balls Top" August 2, 2021