spit life

An individual whose socio economic background holds them back from reaching their full potential. Usually are stricken with poverty and shame.
joe “Hey did you hear that girl CC is going to a technical college”
Ryan “yeah she is such a spit life”

Ron’s living the spit life he works five jobs and still can’t afford cat food.
by Spitlifekid January 17, 2018
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Delayed spit

A Delayed Spit is when a male or female swallows their partners cum/semen/bonemilk and vomits within 8 hours.
Alex broke her own rules of swallowing semen when she threw up later in the day resulting in a delayed spit.
by JohnnyG561 September 10, 2017
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spit in that butt

Opening ones anus & spitting into it.
Damn baby! Let me spit in that butt!!
by Loudtimeswithar October 30, 2017
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Mermaid Spit

The name for bong water when you accidentally ingest it.
Tommy just got mermaid spit from his bong.
by TIPSDIAMREM February 14, 2025
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spitting the tables

(originated in sydney, australia) to abide by rules, guidelines, or societal expectations in a way that actually undermines them
person 1: my grandparents judge me for not acting christian enough
person 2: is that why you started going to church more often?
person 1: yeah, i go there everyday now. to pray that their investment properties will drop in value.
person 2: hahaha dude, that's spitting the tables too much
by cat-hahahhahaha October 22, 2023
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Gage on her own spit

When a sex partner (male or female) chokes on their partners oral orgasm because saliva has mixed with the deposit and becomes too much to swallow
She played with my "load" too long in her mouth and began to gage on her own spit.
by BallHammer December 31, 2010
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nerve spit

When someone far away, say ten feet, is talking and you feel something like a drop of spit on your arm after they overdictate a syllabal. You go to wipe it off and there is no spit-only your nerves playing a trick on you.
Mrs. Hill was talking about Egyptians in History class and I dozed off. I woke up to a small tingly sensation on my arm after she said, "pyramidssssssss", but it was only the nerve spit.
by bendyurnotes March 21, 2007
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