Titty Jiggler

A song or piece of music, that or may not have been created with the specific intention to inspire women to the dance floor, evoking gyrations and sways which in turn cause a woman's strategically exposed cleavage to jiggle.

Cute girl: "Oh...my...gawd, this is my jam! It's a total titty jiggler! Let's hit the dance floor!!!"

Fat friend: "Um...you go ahead, my feet hurt..."

by Deus Sex Machina April 19, 2018

titty-toner

a mechanism that tones the woman's boob-a-loup-a-cusbreast.

girl 1: Damn girl, you titties look nice! How'd you get them that way?

girls 2: I thought it was obvious. I used a titty-toner!

by iMilk=♥ February 10, 2009

Titty Tag

A game of tag, but you can only tag a person by slapping their boob

Tyler: Hey, do you wanna go play a game of titty tag?
Savanah: Sure!
Tyler: *Slaps Savanah's boob*

by CookiesN'CreamLover March 31, 2015

titty murf

A camel toe and wedgie variant when a shirt gets wedged into the underside of ones breast and is slowly consumed by any additional motion.

Joey is so fat, any time he sits down he starts developing a titty murf!

by not_gsand May 20, 2014

Diabetes Titties

Huge, floppy, fat titties, usually accompanied by skinny legs and ass. This body can only be attained through years of cigarette smoking, convenience store eating and Medicade. Preference of drink usually includes a fruity boxed wine. Meals consist of any encased meat on a bleached flour bun or a cream based casserole. Sketchers footwear preferred.

That bitch at the VFW had some nice ole diabetes titties. Then I seen her skinny legs wrapped around the bar stool.

by Section 8 pope June 18, 2015

Titty tip

Titty tip: The act of flashing your boobs to a waiter/waitress instead of tipping them. More likely to happen in a bar, or club.

Boy 1: Shit, I only have enough money for the drinks!
Girl 1: its okay, I'll just titty tip him....

by aeliz65 May 13, 2013

Titty Pity

When an attractive female friendzones a male and feels sorry for him so she shows him her breasts because she pitys him for his lack of women.

John: hey i heard Bob saw Ashleys tits last night bro.
Mark: she gave him her titty pity because she knows he never gets chicks.

by billyradison January 29, 2015