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Humid-a-tittie

Irritation to the undercarriage of the female breast due to the combined effects of environmental heat, tight under garments and dim titties being plump AF.

Common Side Effects: Tender red patches in the folds of the breast, tit zits, chest wetness, a general sense of irritability.

Not so rare, serious side effects: Placing any absorbent material in the cleavage crook, going braless in the office, asking for a divorce.

When to call a Doctor: Serious consideration of a breast reduction.
Either Rebecca missed her mouth at the water fountain again or she’s got a severe case of humid-a-tittie.
by AmeDame July 9, 2021
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Titty Luck

The luck incited upon a person when in the presence of a titty or baby tit tit.
"Yo how did you get so lucky?"
"I had some Titty luck bro."
by Bill Jonesby May 26, 2016
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titty queef

A fat hoe with huge tits that when bouncy on the dick queefs multiple times and blames it on her huge tits smacking.
During sex with her boo she had a titty queef
by bushybeater7 August 21, 2016
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Titty hitter

When you hit clapstain keisha in the titties with a tennis ball after they call you an ass
Guy1: I hit clapstain in the tit with a tennis ball
Guy2: did it hurt
Clapstain: yes that shit hurted
Guy:3 so your a titty hitter
by Ltjimmy February 16, 2020
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Titty Jiggler

A song or piece of music, that or may not have been created with the specific intention to inspire women to the dance floor, evoking gyrations and sways which in turn cause a woman's strategically exposed cleavage to jiggle.
Cute girl: "Oh...my...gawd, this is my jam! It's a total titty jiggler! Let's hit the dance floor!!!"

Fat friend: "Um...you go ahead, my feet hurt..."
by Deus Sex Machina April 19, 2018
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Titty Tag

A game of tag, but you can only tag a person by slapping their boob
Tyler: Hey, do you wanna go play a game of titty tag?
Savanah: Sure!
Tyler: *Slaps Savanah's boob*
by CookiesN'CreamLover March 31, 2015
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Titty TuTu

when your nipple has a ring of hair around it.
“ your titty tutus have gotten quite long”
by chelseastinksssssss March 17, 2020
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