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HOLY SALT

A response to the amount of saltiness spewed by toxic opponents. Can make a nice engraving on a salt shaker.
Opponent: What a Save! What a Save! You're trash! Your mom's a hoe!
An Intellectual: HOLY SALT
by Wiggachu July 19, 2018
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Salting the Napkin

1. When you ejaculate in a girl and say you did not.

2. When you tell a girl you are wearing a condom, and are not, and then ejaculate into her.
Guy 1: I think Shannon is pregnant.

Guy 2: Really? Damn that sucks.

Guy 1: Nah, that's ok, I expected it. I keep salting the napkin.
by The saltier the better June 14, 2012
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Aph the salt shaker

A hot 11/10 babe will date but much salt
1.) woah bro you seen that Aph the salt shaker??
2.)2.) Yeah bro she looked pretty smashin'
by dudebrodude69 December 17, 2018
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salt train

How’s Angelo doing since him and his girlfriend broke up. -“ Seems like he’s on the salt train to me.”
by Billdy Bingbongs November 14, 2022
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Salt Shaker

When you act as if you are sprinkling salt in your mouth when you are actually sucking on………..something………inappropriately
by Elizabeth Bonnet March 30, 2022
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No It's Salt

Based on the Jimmy Neutron "Sodium Chloride" Meme this statement is used to express that the poster has scientifically explained something in an unnecessary, obvious, or otherwise annoying fashion. Similar to Um, Actually except it specifically refers to scientific statements.
ME: I don't like the SMAA 2x setting, it makes the game look blurry

Rando: UM ACTUALLY, It’s a technique used to smooth otherwise jagged lines or textures by blending the color of an edge with the color of pixels around it. The result should be a more pleasing and realistic appearance, depending on the intensity of the effect. The SMAA 2x adds blur to lines that's what it does. Overall in any game certain antialiasing will make things look more blurry

ME: No it's Salt
by dxgg June 10, 2020
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Salt

The comments made by angry, 'snowflake' religionists / comic-fanboys on clickbait-youtube-videos because they're upset about the video.
"I can open up a mining company with all the salt in the comments"...
by Emdosis January 30, 2018
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