worming off

masterbating

I know this douchebag is home. He's just not answering cuz he's in there worming off to interporn.

by Trebuche Sans February 26, 2011

Worm

wiggle

hi worm

by fat emo September 18, 2021

Can of Kettle worms

This here is an evolution of 'That'll be a kettle of worms' which was a gem mixture of 'a fine kettle of fish' and 'a can of worms', all three meaning to describe a difficult situation or problem.

My guess is that the speaker was unsure what was in the can and wanted to make sure to cover all basis

Bro 1: Dude did you read the email, they just shoved out our CEO
Bro 2: Dude you don't want to open that can of kettle worms

by Be May November 27, 2022

WORM

White Old Rich Male

Having been in power since pretty much forever, most WORMs are committed to preserving a white male-dominated status quo.

Ever fearful of anything that could challenge their status or deny them something they want, WORMs make sure to stick together to shield each other from any responsibility.

A: Do you think the government will do something about it?
B: Nah. It's full of WORMs.

by worm eating enthusiast October 30, 2018

Worm

Worm is essentially an way of saying “is it really?” when asking a question. It also works as a “Yes” in response.

“Hey, did you hear that class is cancelled tomorrow?”

“Oh, worm?”
“Worm.”

by dorodorodoro September 24, 2021

wonder worm

(n.) a small penis attached to a man who knows how to use it.

Gertrude~ So what's it like making love to Robert? I thought he had a chode?

Sarah~ It's actually amazing, and I wouldn't call his male member a chode; maybe more of a wonder worm because he knows how to use it alright!

by polypeptide papi November 19, 2018

squiggly worm

The act of lubing the entire body and engaging in sexual intercourse on top of a tarp that is also lubed.

The squiggly worm was the best sex I ever had!

by jesusmoralezsantiago November 3, 2009