Knock On Wood

When a man masturbates and doesn’t have a towel to clean up

He bashes the head of his penis on a door frame to wipe it off

No towel all good I will knock on wood

by Knock on wood March 21, 2024

tommy knocking

Tommy knocking is the act of knocking on somebody's window, to see if anyone's home and proceeding to rob the place if it appears vacant.

"We almost got caught up Tommy Knocking today."

by February 06, 2023

Knock out

The thing Laith will do to Chris if they box each other

Michael knows Laith can knock out Chris into the middle of next week

by Leonids Brutus January 24, 2022

knock out

to fall into a state of deep sleep

dude im so tired, the second i go home imma knock out

by UrGrandmasDawg June 13, 2017

Death's knock

when you're all finished dressing and putting your shoes on and you just barely open the front door to leave before feeling the familiar subtle burn on the inside of your anus signifying the soul destroying shit that has arrived

sorry man I was litterally out the front door then I felt "Death's knock"

by 7uck3r 573v3n5 February 24, 2021

knocked off the screen

Getting fucked

Aye bro is that your girl, yea bro that’s her. Oh, last week she got knocked off the screen

by Cuz9 July 20, 2024

Hard Knock Life

When someone feels entitled to knock hard on your door, they think you are obligated to them in some way. It is a very disrespectful power-move. People who respect you, are scared of you, or owe you something wont knock hard on your door; they will text and say, "I'm here. :)"

"You think I am in danger? No, I am the danger. You think when someone opens their door and gets shot, it'd be me? No, I am the one who knocks" -Breaking Bad

"It's a hard knock life for us" -Orphan Annie & Jay-Z

by JewJuBee July 19, 2018