Keep it wrinkled

Trying not to have a boner, not making your penis skin tight with an erection

Guy 1: Going in a date tonight
Guy 2: Keep it wrinkled!

by Wrinklemaster234 April 16, 2018

<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>We Will Keep You ALive<.7.9.7.6.>

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 11, 2025

Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man

Yeah, bitch, I saw it. Better believe I saw it. I see everything.

Hym "Along with the statement 'Women nowadays don't know how to keep a man' there is an implicit assumption that you could keep me. There is just so much arrogance packed into that seemingly innocuous statement that it's hard to take you seriously. And I know. I know you're sitting there thinking 'I wOuLdN't WaNt To-' IRRELEVANT! Entirely irrelevant! The point is you COULDN'T if you had to. You know I am the wrong person to talk to about what you want."

by Hym Iam March 03, 2023

Keeping a hand of cards

When you date and keep a handful of your Tinder matches you swept right on.

Are you seeing that person you met from Tinder exclusively, or are you "keeping a hand of cards?"

by The CELsta May 11, 2016

keep it ace

Similar to keep it 100 or keep it a buck but more along the lines of keep it straight or in complete honesty.

Keep it ace, we boutta win this game.
You really think you can get her bro? Keep it ace.

by Anonymous Mind May 15, 2016

<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Bothering Me Keep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Bothering Me Keep<.7.9.7.6.>

<.7.9.7.6.>Keep Bothering Me Keep<.7.9.7.6.>

by AnudaJaniceRobles May 27, 2025

Keep

A cat and sheep combination that eventually grows into a shat.

"I saw a keep the other day as I drove in my Jeep. It went beep."

by Minty Mochis December 09, 2021