keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass

Good advice for pleasure seekers!

Keep the angle of the dangle perpindiculer to the mass of the ass and don’t let your meat loaf.

by Fang1961 December 2, 2018

keep the queef

When you want to eat her out but don't like queef.

Hey girl you hot but keep the queef.

by Mopey_Boio_Buckaroo March 7, 2019

Keeping Mittens Safe

All the capital letters spell K.M.S. Meaning kill my self.

This is a Keeping Mittens Safe situation.

by Nork^er January 13, 2019

Keep your feelings in your purse

Generally used derogatorially towards women who sell their body. Her pimp will tell her to keep her feelings in her purse when she isn't focusing on making money. Rather, she is more focused on baby daddy drama or other people's business.

Stop trippin girl! We'd make better money if you'd keep your feelings in your purse.

by Kasey Jayne July 1, 2018

Koop Keep

Experiences in life that make you feel satisfied according to God’s word and your fullest inner senses as told by Jordan Thomas Cooper.

The Koop Keep was making the population feel cozy for a life span.

by Coop Dupe June 11, 2018

Keep it 95

Keep it real but not to real

I got a girlfriend and a side chick they both give me head anytime I want some

Bruh stop lying ok I’m keep it 95 just my side chick

by Biggfacts June 11, 2018

Keep messing around you will be the bad smell in the attic

Meaning if they do not stop mucking about they will be murdered and tossed into said attic

Person 1, Yeeeeeet I'm only 16 I wanna kill a mockingbird by shoving a dog up his arse

Person2, Oi YOU SILLY BUGGERING BENT OVER SHEEP SHAGGER TALK ANY MORE SHIT ILL SKIN YOU FROM THE COCK AND LEAVE YOU IN THE FOCKEN ATTIC YA WEE BASTARD

person 1, you don't half talk shite you do

Person 2, THATS IT CUNT KEEP MESSING AROUND YOU WILL BE THE BAD SMELL IN THE ATTIC

by Illskinurcockbackwardswankstsi July 21, 2019