Rub-A-Deuce

When a male defecate on his own hand and proceeds to use that hand to aggressively pleasure himself through masterbation.

Nick proceeded to Rub-A-Deuce after a long night of gaming with his buddies.

by DirtyDickNBalls May 22, 2016

dollar deuce

When you get into the cash cab and the lights come on and you shit yourself

Todd told Mike that he was picked up by the game show “cash cab” and when the the lights came on he couldn’t help but let out a dollar deuce.

by Sticky whistle teeth October 21, 2017

Deuce juice

(noun)
/ˈdo͞os jo͞os/

Definition:
The unholy moisture that collects between your butt cheeks after sitting too long, sweating too much, or just existing in Satan’s armpit-level heat.

“Dude, I just got off that 3-hour Greyhound bus and my deuce juice situation is critical.”

by vegasvibes July 28, 2025

Throw a Deuce

Put up a piece sign.

Don't go talk to him. Just throw a deuce at him.

by MerpO12 January 27, 2022

Throw us the deuces

That little two finger lift people do when they drive past you.

His neighbors just throw us the deuces when they drive past us smoking pot.

by Bleeze Worthy November 7, 2015

Zeus Deuce

An Olympic size dump

That buffet last night was great, but man did I take a Zeus Deuce this morning.

by funwithpun August 10, 2012

Deuce Tray Gangster crip

The 23 Gangster crip (23GC) (DTGC) also known as the west side deuce tray gangsta crips are an active African-american street gang located on the west side of Tustin in California on walnut ave and del amo street. 23GC wears Grey and blue rags and are known to sport Texas ranger, green bay packer hats to show their affiliation to the Gangster and Tray card.

Allies Del monte blocc gangster crips and all crips who fall under the Gangsta/Tray card
Rivals SA rollin 100 watergate crip Tustin 13 bloodal shelly street piru.

where u from? Deuce Tray gangster crip.

by Tustin crips January 26, 2024