carb daddy

God of all carbs. One of the most powerful forces in the galaxy. He summoned all other aesthetic Gods inside the heavely chamber in hopes of generating pure energy and strength. He who guides the weak minded through pain and difficulties. He will eat all the carbs on this earth. He will not stop. He will keep going. He will eat everything, even the galaxy without limitation.

Adrian: "I want to be Carb Daddy!"
Bryan: "No, you can't. There is only one Carb Daddy. You must bow before me. "

by iimraiz March 23, 2017

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Daddy Brando

One with a large cock. Gets all the women he wants. Always the hottest guy at your school

I want to have anal with that DADDY BRANDO.

by Legit gamer grill April 26, 2017

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Daddy Pete

The most caring man that Trump and Brian couldn't bring back. He will ask you to tell him your name and something about you. How he addresses you depends on whether you have a gecko, have green hair, clean hands or no birds.

Please bring back daddy Pete.

by Timperz June 14, 2017

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daddy savage

To be the daddy of a savage you must be willing and brave and of course daddy enough. It means to be Sooo savage enough, you can be defined as a daddy. You can never overexagrate the amount of daddy you put into it.

I went on Disney channel webpage without my parents permision, therefor im a daddy savage.

by Daddy Bryce June 21, 2017

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