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Stoner Tax

The price you pay for smoking the devil's lettuce. It could come in many forms; leaving your keys somewhere, misplacing your wallet, forgetting your girlfriend's name during sex, forgetting your lighter at home, etc.
Brad: Oh man! I got way too baked and left my wallet on my desk!
Chad: That is a hefty stoner Tax right there!
by Tippd_off January 8, 2021
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stoner peeve

Pet peeves that most stoners have
My number 1 stoner peeve has got to be Camp counselors. Inconsiderate smokers trying to blow my high.
by D-momoney July 14, 2015
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Secondhand Stoner

An intelligence gather shed some lite on this phrase as a form of standardized encryption to adapt to the original form of STONE:
Secondhand Stone is a title accomplished when an original STONER becomes a 86 upon realization of its sight of reality. In infinate numbered perspectives, the Secondhand Stoner is a defensive protocol amounting circumstanced evidence to associate formed offense, becoming (not deception) a valid tool of authenticity which enables the host to balance his values in the event of property raids that get listed as unfamiliar due to neglected domain servitude.

With abilities a Stoner has to evolve, secondhand stoning is showing some key potential for it's own growth in Urbania but, Offense is always the first form of defense in war strategy. It is often blacklisted as one of the most notorious ways to tell elder ones to completely discourse their current pathways to avoid zenith intricacies at the 'end of the road'

or 'middle of this fight'.
It's like the two wolves story in naturalist circles to cultivate symmetry, and hold the white man down long enough to scalp him before the body dies.
Beforehand, some religion is required to learn this trait.
Unlike publicized stoners, this form of meditation is most likely practiced privately by confirmed governing parties. Much of this frame may be self taught through many years of coditioned, conducting research.

This is a great topic. Christ-like conception is utilized.. here! 😁
Before a secondhand stoner interfered with my objections, an orphan taught a woman my royal creed. She stayed in her own family this way.
by Bidwellish Debater August 30, 2019
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stoner-mates

two stoner buddies that make a perfect match.

ex: smoking together, sometimes cuddling.
y’all are like stoner-mates”
by hoebae420 April 15, 2022
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Stoner Soup

Gourmet soup usually made by someone after smoking marijuana. Normally made by boiling a "cream of.." soup and putting a soup can of minute rice in it.
by XXOVERMYHEADXX December 18, 2011
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kill 2 birds with 1 stoner

1.) To go shopping with a stoned friend for munchies and also pick up groceries you need.
2.) A situation where you have to run an errand and a friend tags because they either have something to do in the near where you're heading, want to pick up some weed from your destination, or both.
3.) A situation where a friend or friends are hanging out and toss money in to pick up some extra weed after finding out one of them already planned a deal for themselves.
A: Yeah, man. I'm about to pick up. He said he's about to head out the door in 10 minutes.
D: Mind if I kill 2 birds with 1 stoner and throw in some cash in to get myself some?
A: Sure, why not.

Eric: Me and Dave are gonna run out and pick up some food real quick. Do me a favor and save me a couple hits for when I get back sincr I haven't gotten a hit yet.
Dave: You hear him, we're killing 2 birds with 1 stoner. Let's roll.
by Fro (aka Smokey) May 4, 2020
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Stoner

Alex is a massive stoner
by 6969693 January 9, 2020
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