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shittybumweasel

the rectum of a heavy marajuana smoker, often accompanied by a fanny weasel of heavy jewbearded goodness.
shitting hell anus your a shittybumweasel of the higest order
by badgerisfat September 8, 2008
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Shitty Lag

When you are playing a gaming console online and you get pwned because of lag.
"This is bullshit i just got shot in the back because of this shitty lag!!"

"I would have played better if I wasn't getting shitty lag the whole time."
by Bill Semore November 27, 2009
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shitty barista

A word used to rip on any person who has annoyed you, pissed you off, ect. Technically a barista (from the Italian for "bartender") is a person who is coffee-house employee, but in the vulgar world we live in these days anybody can be called a "shitty barista" for no apparent reason in most cases. This word is from the movie Zack and Miri Make a Porno
Austin asked out the girl that Jared liked
Jared said "Austin, you knew I liked her! Why do you always have to be a shitty barista?
by buttfuckdyourgf May 17, 2010
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shitty seconds

Originated from the phrase "sloppy seconds". Shitty seconds is the act of taking a shit in the same toilet within a couple minutes after someone else whether the first shitter flushed the toilet or not. The bathroom still smells like shit from the previous shitter and the toilet seat is already warmed up for you. Sometimes, if you are lucky enough, you will even find left over pubic hairs from the previous shitter as an added bonus.
Vuhgena (as she's leaving the bathroom), "Aww okay I'm done."

Antwan, "Damnit I hate shitty seconds! The toilet seat is all warm and it feels weird! I thought girls can't poop!? I mean it smells like shit in here and she got pubic hair everywhere! OMFG is that a used tampon on the floor??"

Dick, "Hurry up Antwan! Shitty thirds are gonna suck!"
by tag0693 August 14, 2011
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shitty piece of ass

"damn that girl is josh cribbs in this bitch, you can do better than that"

josh cribbs being the word definted as shitty piece of ass
by browniebailey January 9, 2012
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shitty deal

when someones luck goes down the shitter you say: shitty deal
drew: man that guy just took my girl
me: shitty deal
by frogsack July 11, 2012
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Smittyism

A word used in small communities in Ontario, Canada to define a sick person.

Smittyism causes: Sleepiness

Rotting of teeth

Craving of Junk food

Having the feeling of being choked.
The Smittyism is causing Angie to sleep alot.
Bradleys teeth are in bad shape. The Smittyism is getting bad.
I hear Daves Smittyism is causing him to crave nothing but Gummy Bears.
Matt sure has been feeling choked a lot lately. I hope the Smittyism goes away.
by Smittyism January 6, 2015
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