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Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.
I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.
by einaphets December 11, 2011
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Social Hornet

Noun
social hornet (plural social hornets)

A gregarious person who likes to attend parties and other social gatherings with the intent to disrupt the natural flow of conversational towards topics where they hold the "moral" high-ground; a people person who starts debates that have no finite or discernable answer for the sole purpose of being correct through the impossibility of proving them incorrect.

Synonyms: Troll; Jason
Antonyms: Social Butterfly
Only a social hornet would argue: "A lion would whip a polar bear's ass, they only kill things that cant fight back."
"It doesn't matter who's terrain they fight in..."
"A lion would just eat their fill of seals and penguins, the polar bear wouldn't even have a chance"
by TopDuke December 5, 2022
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Social Dispensing

Extreme version of Social Distancing were Fanatical germ obsessed Sheeple become completely unhinged at the site of another himan being who is not wearing a face mask, or who is moving within 6feet of another human. They have completely Dispensed with any and all socia, rational or emotional connections to other humans because their fear has completely overwhelmed their sensibilities.
hey!!! YOU CANT HUG THAT CHILD!!! SOCIAL DISTANCING!!!!!!!!

Me:
Whats the point of surviving, if the cost of living is that we all end up practicing an ice cold version of Social Dispensing?
by KrashWorship April 11, 2020
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social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing propersocial dogstancing.”
We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.
by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020
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Socially Frustrated

A good enough reason to hang out with friends and family during the coronavirus outbreak.
This stupid shelter in place order is so bull crap. No one is sick, the parks are empty, and I want to see my friends. I am just so socially frustrated.
by ToronjaVirus March 21, 2020
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Social Dickstansing

Social distance required to still remain the quarantined distance away during sexual intercourse while in quarantine.
Dude that chick got railed doggy style while still adhering to government required social dickstansing laws.
by Bobonoscopy March 24, 2020
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social distrinking

Social distrinking is the activity of drinking socially with others whilst keeping a respectful distance from each other.
Hey man, it's been a while, lets go out tonight for some social distrinking.

Did you hear that Amy and her girlfriends are out social distrinking tonight. Right on!
by BazookaBob June 11, 2020
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