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Social pooper

Every time you have to poop, the other person with you also has to poop.
Man Jared, every time I poop... you have to poop. I think your a social pooper.
by ApolloEz November 6, 2018
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social dogstancing

When we take our dogs for walks in this time of pandemic, we keep them away from other dogs by practicing propersocial dogstancing.”
We walked the dogs yesterday while practicing proper social dogstancing.
by AnotherAlias April 12, 2020
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social selling

The use of you online social brand to fill your sales pipeline.
When social selling, Mary prefers to use her LinkedIn account over Facebook.
by Nob Hill Solutions April 24, 2017
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Social Netmarketing

Using social networks to promote and/or market your product and/or brand.
MTV should get a "social netmarketing" award because of all their activities on MySpace and Twitter.
by mikedelgado February 19, 2009
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Social Nitworking

The act of paring down your friends list, picking it clean of parasites and hangers-on.
I spent all morning social nitworking. I now actually know and like everybody on my FB.
by einaphets December 11, 2011
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Social Hornet

Noun
social hornet (plural social hornets)

A gregarious person who likes to attend parties and other social gatherings with the intent to disrupt the natural flow of conversational towards topics where they hold the "moral" high-ground; a people person who starts debates that have no finite or discernable answer for the sole purpose of being correct through the impossibility of proving them incorrect.

Synonyms: Troll; Jason
Antonyms: Social Butterfly
Only a social hornet would argue: "A lion would whip a polar bear's ass, they only kill things that cant fight back."
"It doesn't matter who's terrain they fight in..."
"A lion would just eat their fill of seals and penguins, the polar bear wouldn't even have a chance"
by TopDuke December 5, 2022
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Sunrise Social

Waking up early enough to see the sunrise. Like an ice cream social, yet with the sun.
Would you care to join me for a sunrise social tomorrow?
by Superjamz June 29, 2009
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