Secrets

You have to tell your secrets

I I'm going to te'll my secrets

by Donald trump.. November 11, 2019

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Secret dick

A man who pretends to be kind and sensitive to his friends, family, and co-workers. But look out! In a romantic relationship, he’s just your run-of -the-mill jerk, concerned only with his own needs and upholding his “nice guy” image. Hallmarks of the secret dick are temper tantrums when he doesn’t get what he wants, trashing women’s reputations when they challenge him, berating them in private, then complaining about them to his mommy .

Marnie: “Hey Hannah! Why did you break up with Fran? He was such a nice guy!”

Hannah: “Fran was a dick! Just a secret dick.”

by Elaine! August 22, 2021

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Secret

when someone is doing/has a secret

Tom: Edd, what's the "secret"
Edd: I can't tell you, it's a secret :)

by thesnailisslowlyapproaching April 18, 2023

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Grandma's secret recipe

-Filling someones ass full of sweet potatos.
-stomping there ass mashing the potatos.
-throwing them onto a table.
-then covering them in marshmellow fluff.

A man came up to me looking for a fight in my local produce section. I said he should turn around and walk away before i turned him into "grandma's secret recipe". He promptly ran away.

by Sexowl2.0 November 17, 2018

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secret class

a title for a porn, or a really shit toptoon that includes a aunt that wants to fuck her nephew and sisters wanting to fuck their brother who is the same person.

"have your read secret class?"
"Yeah, its shit."

by Vocloid miku December 26, 2022

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