The Queen Mary

A ship that was used in the early 1900's was bigger than the titanic, was used as a warship during WW2 but later it was converted back to a cruise ship now it is docked in Long Beach pier, it is supposed to be haunted

The Queen Mary is huge

by efgdjhfbsyubf October 16, 2006

Master Queef

When a female can beat a males fart with a vagina fart also known as a Queef

Man1: (Rips one really loud) Awwwww shit that was good

Female1: (Rips one louder with a Queef) Ahhhh that was stress reliving

Male2: Dam Bitch you a Master Queef you should be in the Olympics

by Jesus and Kucaracha January 28, 2009

Creampie Queef

a new form of birth control, perfected by Eleanor Roosevelt, in which a female releases air through her snatch and sends the cum shooting out.

After I blew a load in my girlfriend she creampie queefed all over my chest.

by 2004WMain December 19, 2008

table queen

An individual who is highly particular about where they sit in a restaurant and will make a hostess wait while they locate the best table and/or have the hostess move them if a "better" table becomes available.

My friend is such a table queen, it takes us 10 minutes just to sit down.
Stop being such a damn table queen and take a seat!

by Anne Buster November 10, 2008

Size Queen

a man or woman who prefers a sexual partner with a large penis

I know your I size queen, how many finger can you take?

by Size queen February 16, 2018

the queen

The queen is basically some woman who rules the country and gets paid shit loads of money for sitting on her arse waving at people. She uses words like "One" and "Money" alot.

The Queen - "Oh servant, one needs to take a royal shit!"
Servant - "I'll carry you to the toilet and wipe ones royal arse for you your majesty"

by Blaaaaaaaaaah October 10, 2005

Crystal Queen

Gay crystal meth user.

I can't believe Ronnie turned into such a crystal queen. Yup, one snort is all it takes.

by E. Haller March 2, 2004