Finger Pudding

1. the unfortunate residue on the tip of the finger or underneath finger nail that results from puncturing through thin toilet paper.

2. Pussy

1. "Bitch tried to save money on toilet paper, and all I got was finger pudding."

2. "The first time I reached third base it felt like I had found finger pudding."

by sdssds2 thumbs October 23, 2019

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Paddington's Pajama's

Article of clothing worn between the sheets. It was once said that Paddington the bear growled all day and night until he found the right pair of pajama's to wear to bed. He tried several pairs and non of them ever fit him right. So he designed a plan to search the world over for the perfect pair. He didn't want satin or he'd surly slide off the bed. He didn't want wool. It made him itch. He didn't want thick because it made him sweat. Then he happened to be on the Net searching and all of a sudden the perfect pair popped up on his screen. They were soft cotton, breathable, full of color and air and even if he got cold they would always keep him warm.

A perfect love is like a pair of Paddington's Pajama's when it pops up in someones life it fit's.

I think he/she needs a pair of paddington's pajama's so they stop growling at people and know that they fit each other so right.

Paddington have you found your pajama's yet?

by Wlfdg's<3spoon February 4, 2010

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Pudding Pop

The act of wiping one's butt with inferior toilet paper and a finger unintentionally breaches the tissue, thus becoming layered in fecal matter.

Hey dude, could you upgrade the toilet paper. I got nothing but pudding pops with every wipe.

Or

Be careful with this toilet paper it's prone to pudding pop.

by IceAdvice January 19, 2013

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