Roadhouse PTSD

The result of getting fucked in the ass by Andy the Armadillo for 12 hours

Me: Are you going to work today
Him: No I can’t, I’ve received Roadhouse PTSD

by Real G’s Only November 12, 2018

Badass pterodactyl

Inhaling a joint roach through the anus, also known as a butthole screaming eagle

Did you see Gary badass pterodactyl that crusty joint roach through his anus?

by Badass pterodactyl June 20, 2019

queen pterodactyl

When a man comes in a woman's butt and then she jumps over the bed flapping her arms and squirts it back out like a bird pooping.

She asserted her dominance by performing a Queen pterodactyl after sex.

by vixcera June 17, 2020

Joy PTSD

Having a trauma over meeting somebody who name joy or got catfished by a boy that posing as a girl that manipulates your life most-fully in minecraft.

“Joy PTSD give me chills sometime.”

“Don’t bring that bitch here, she is just gonna give me Joy PTSD.”

by Omo_otoke October 16, 2020

Angry Pterodactyl

Performing a violent hand job on the gentleman to your left and the gentleman to your right, at the same time, flapping your arms like an Angry Pterodactyl taking off from a rocky ledge.

Angry Pterodactyl; a nursery rhyme.
Hickory dickory dock
Fast Pat has two handfuls of cock
The clock struck two

Cody and Riggs shot their goo
Then dropped Pat at the end of the block

by El Conquistador May 4, 2021

Spotify PTSD

When the song is about to end and you are scared that its gonna be another spotify add after they promised you no adds for half an hour. You start getting flashbacks and start crying. You never know when the add pops up. It might pop up at anytime. Noone is safe.

Person 1: What's the next song?
Person 2: Idk, but I hope there's no add.
Person 1: Bro... You d-don't have premium?
Person 2: Ikr.
Person 1: Bro, my Spotify PTSD got so bad, if I hear another add, I won't be able to live anymore. I'm in rehab for 3 years and I still have Spotify PTSD.
Person 2: Same, bro. But I didn't pay because of this Chicxulub car wash that cost me all my money. So I couldn't pay for premium anymore.
*Songs about to end*
Person 1 and 2: please no no no....
*spotify add starts*
*Person 1 gets glock 17 and blows his head off*
*Person 2 picks up glock 17 from floor and follows his friend into the afterlife

by SKYNET853 March 27, 2023

perfume ptsd

A perfume that you’ve used so much and are so tired of that you want to gag each time you smell it.

A thousand wishes gives me such perfume ptsd 🤮

by Braids Chedid that June 16, 2023