porn yoinked

When you're watching porn and as soon as you're about to cum, the camera cuts to the guys face or ballsack effectively stopping your climax dead in its tracks

Me: I was watching porn the other night and right when I hit the spot the frame cut to the guy's stupid O face
Trey: Man that sucks. Did you at least get off?
Me: Yeah but I still felt like is been cheated
Trey: Sounds like you got porn yoinked brotha

by EspanolaDave March 3, 2015

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Porn account

An account on a site, for instance on Reddit, made for looking at and commenting on porn.

Josh made an anonymous porn account in addition to his main so that his friends wouldn't see all of his filth.

by Violetgirl November 26, 2020

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waterbottle porn

when 2 waterbottles grab a nintendo ds and use the camera to film a hot porno consisting of 2 waterbottles being in a room and having sex

"hey did you watch that new waterbottle porn?" " yeah so hot right"

by chairman85 December 26, 2020

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Pixel Porn

Dream's fetish.

Pixel Porn.
Dream's fetish.

by Skelt April 9, 2017

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Vegetarian porn

Porn where there is only plants, but no flesh neither animals involved. And humans are animals made of flesh.

Therefore, it is the only non-zoophile porn on the web.

In the best vegetarian porn I saw, a pollen grain got to the stigma of a pistil.

by Pers0nne August 4, 2012

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Soda Porn

The act of violently smashing two soda cans together and moaning loudly

Cunt 1: Hey did you hear about Jason’s soda porn addiction?
Cunt 2: WHAT NO JESSICA WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOUR BITCH ASS!....Tell me everything about it

by CockRocker69 December 18, 2017

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