Pork Steer

Cutting a hole in an onion and farting inside of it

Yo you hear that Becki chick pork steered at the party last night?

by J Dahmer November 21, 2022

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Pork Rolling

The art of gently cradling and rolling one’s gentleman’s sausage back and forth in the palms of one’s hands during a shower, ensuring a thorough yet oddly therapeutic cleanse. Often accompanied by deep introspection, awkward eye contact with the shampoo bottle.

"Bro, I walked in on Dave in the locker room, and he was full-on pork rolling like he was kneading dough. I can’t unsee it."

by Flakybun February 7, 2025

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pork showdown

To Bork a Durk And get gobby on your beef walk
or

the pig from sing in an apron

Are you coming to the pork showdown?

by Porkshowdown February 29, 2024

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$PORK

1. **Verb ($pork):** To influence or drive something (such as a project, stock, or idea) with powerful momentum, either positively (upward) or negatively (downward). Usage can refer to the act of investing energy, resources, or strategy in a way that significantly changes the trajectory of the target.

2. **Adjective ($pork’d):** Describes a situation, object, or concept that has been significantly impacted or altered, exhibiting either a rapid gain or loss in value, status, or effectiveness.

3. **Noun ($pork):** A stake, position, or hold in an initiative, investment, or idea that is subject to dramatic swings in momentum or value. It implies a dynamic and volatile nature, where the outcome can be highly unpredictable and influenced by external forces or decisions.

Verb: They decided to $pork the new initiative, pouring unprecedented resources into it.

Adjective: After the announcement, the stock was completely $pork’d, hitting record highs by noon.

Noun: They have a major $pork in the company, which could either make or break their year. @porkcoineth @Pond0x

by chefderek.eth February 6, 2024

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