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The act of ejaculating on a persons face, and before they have the opportunity to clean up, throw a handful of birdseed at their face. The ejaculate will cause the bird seed to stick, much like a pine cone bird feeder.
Last night I hooked up with this girl from the bar- when she was distracted, I gave her a Merrifield peanut butter pinecone.
by Jack446 May 7, 2020
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hot peanut butter Chardonnay

When someone pisses and shits on your chest at the same time.
When Cheryl and I had sex she gave me a hot peanut butter Chardonnay by accident.
by Dj ryde March 1, 2020
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Peanut butter cream pie

While having anal, the girl shits diarrhea and you come at the same time, creating peanut butter cream pie.
I was fucking Angela in her ass and all of the sudden we made peanut butter cream pie, it was beautiful.
by Wildo Rater April 7, 2021
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Canine Peanut Butter Surprise

When one covers their penis in peanut butter and let's their dog friend lick it off.
Fido was in a treat once Justin decided to prepare a Canine Peanut Butter Surprise for him.
by Frostitute February 27, 2015
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Peanut Butter Tic Tac

This is a sexual act where the man has a very small penis and the woman is giving him head with peanut butter around his dick but it becomes so thick that it causes the girl to vomit on his penis.
Guy#1: Bro We had a Peanut Butter tic Tac incident last night.

Guy#2: that's fucking nasty bro.
by Cman-Everywhere March 20, 2019
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Peanut butter jelly sandwich

When your girl is on her period so you just put some peanut butter on your dick
Sorry honey I’m on my period” “it’s ok we can make a peanut butter jelly sandwich”
by Tittie boi May 5, 2022
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Second hand peanut butter

When your dog licks the peanut butter off your balls, it is transfused with jizz at this point, and licks your face afterward and you get the taste of peanut butter and the taste of jizz at the same time
My dog gave me some second hand peanut butter, it was extra salty
by Lynn Dunner June 10, 2017
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