ninja cancer

An unexplained illness in an anime that causes extreme the character to be sick but still beat ass

Itachi had ninja cancer when he fought Saskue.

by Not a weeb March 1, 2020

Ninja squirtle

A stealthy shart that sneaks up on you without warning.

I was on my way to the bar when *BAM*, Ninja Squirtle attack.

by L0L0 June 9, 2015

ninja tech

Some sort of Ninja move that saves the day... Specifically while making glass art on a torch.

Bang! -ninja tech

by ework February 21, 2013

Ninja Jizz

When there is visible jizz on one's pants, yet the wearer of said pants has no idea how it came (no pun intended) to be there.

Emily: Nice white splotchy thing on your crotch...
Cara: Oh, it's just the light.
Emily: Are you sure...?
Cara: Unless I'm being ninja jizzed, there is nothing there!

by ThatPurpleChik March 22, 2010

Clog Ninja

A man so gay that he can run across a basketball court wearing clogs and not make a sound.

Clog Ninja

by djsmackywas March 8, 2012

Bitch Ninja

A ninja who utalizes a sword in the art of combat.

Some Ninja: "what kind of ninja uses a sword... I'll tell you what kind of ninja a bitch ninja"

Samurai: "Actually I'm a samurai "

Some Ninja: "That's a funny way of saying bitch ninja"

by Icewin9 December 18, 2018

Snuggie Ninja

When you are mid-coitus and your roommate enters your dorm room. You proceed to jump off your bunk and into a snuggie (preferably mid-air) to tell them to come back later and/or warn them of the horrors going on in the room.

I had to come back to the party because Jennifer snuggie ninjaed me when i got back home. She literally jumped off the bed, tore her snuggie from a hook and jumped right into it before i got 2 steps inside.

by lars one October 4, 2010