bum fancy

A quite preposterous and rather Victorian way to describe gay sex
Did you witness Dave and billy in the alleyway?

I consider bum fancy was involved!!
by July 14, 2022
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Runners bum

When you need to shit whilst running and you must clench your asscheeks to hold it in.
- "Hahaha Paula Radcliffe shat herself mid race", "ah, we've all had runners bum"
by Mahoganay October 28, 2013
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bum tan

Getting that unique that no one but a bum can get from sitting in the sun for hours asking for change. Bum tans take about one summer to fully blossom.

A bum tan is generally super leathery and looks similar to what a construction worker's tan.
Have you seen John lately? He's got a sweet bum tan going on.
by loodpreh2010 July 16, 2010
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bum village

A large group of bums living underneath a bridge or overpass.
Dude, check out that bum village it's huge!
by pretty buffalo June 14, 2014
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Fizzy bumming

to insert ecstacy or simliar drugs into the rectum
by yurt September 14, 2011
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bum murderer

A British term of endearment for the penetrative partner whom provides the destruction of an anus during sex.
Hank: that was incredible bottom-sex you gave me last night, mate, you're a true bum murderer.
Bruce: Well, I just try me best. Credit where credits due, you took it like a brave little trooper.
by Manky Parvinussy September 08, 2018
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Mind bum

A person with significant limitations in his mental abilities that is not aware of this fact himself and feels very satisfied with his/her life, often even acts as if he/she was superior to other people. Corporate setting is a natural habitat of mind bums. Outer appearance of a mind bum is similar to the you and me, you can only spot a true mind bum after working with him for a while. WARNING! Mind bums carry serious retardation that can be contagious and have ability to drag you down with them if you don't take precautions. The most effective ones are: ignoring the mind bum completely and .. well that's about it, any exposure to a mind bum can be deadly to you intellect.
Man, I feel so exhausted after this 2 hour meeting with these mind bums, I feel like my IQ has dropped 5 points at least.

Dave's dead, he committed suicide after these mind bums kept bombarding him with A4 page long e-mails asking the same question for half a year. I guess he never learned to ignore them.
by DepressiveDave July 13, 2012
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