Eel in my Crab trap

A state of moderate excitement followed by a sense of disappointment followed by excitement.
Did you hear the new Patrick Ball Song? It put a Eel in my crab trap .
by Bangerflanger July 25, 2017
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Evelyn & Crab-tree Hands

A drinking game in which each player holds two bottles of beer (one between thumb and pointer finger and one between pointer and middle finger) in each hand and then secures the bottles with tape. Each bottle should have a straw in it for sipping. Prior to taping the bottles, light several freshly scented candles. Upon finishing the beers use the straws to blow the candles out. First person to finish all four beers and blow out the candle via straw proboscious wins.
Hey Nate, want to play Evelyn & Crab-Tree Hands? Ya know, the one from Tom Cruise's Top Gun.
by Transatlantic Gingerz June 21, 2013
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crab cakes and soccer

(See deffinition for "Run Train")
"we ran train on their football team last night, just like crab cakes and soccer"
by Spartin3015 January 09, 2008
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Soft Shelled Crab Sandwich

When a girl has a yeast infection and you take two slices of bread. put it over her vag and take a bite of the yeast infection. mmmmmmmmhmmm tasty good
by Masta Piz April 19, 2009
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alaskan crab cake

A sex move involving a man doing a bridge with a women performing a handstand while gentle falling on to the man's dick.
"Yeah man, I broke my dick last night performing the Alaskan Crab Cake."
by Omega45 April 25, 2016
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Caribbean Crab Legs

The act in which a woman spreads her legs. A man then grabs a mallet and beats her legs with it. After one of her legs has a compound fracture, the man sucks/licks the blood off of the legs and spits it onto her vagina. He then fucks her vagina.
Dude I swear to God, the Caribbean Crab Legs have got to hurt so bad. I saw this guy do it on this woman once, and I cringed so hard.
by Nutter Butter Butt Nut April 05, 2020
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kentucky tractor pull crab

When a couple is having anal sex and the bottom runs off with the top still inside of them. Also there's a crab there
We were going strong until she did the Kentucky tractor pull crab.. the main problem was the crab
by projectius February 26, 2020
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