Bum-Punch

"Bum-Punch" the battle cry yelled before you playfully punch your partner in the bum. It only counts as a true Bum-Punch if it's yelled or sang seconds before impact.

"you cheeky sod, Bum-Punch!!"

"yelp!"

by Matt_Man July 19, 2016

bum letter

a person who "lets" it up the bum.

person 1: I took up the bum last night
person 2: LOL BUM LETTER

by reftgyer January 25, 2008

bum yawn

A slow, tired and usually involuntary fart continually emitted by sphincters of the clientèle of the Cherry Orchard in Chester. Such yawns are commonly encountered after a plate of egg mayonnaise sandwiches and mini pork pies has been circulated.

"Jesus H Christ, is there a body under the floor boards in here? That smell is enough to choke a dung fly."

"that'll be john, he's just had a bum yawn"

by original jimster June 30, 2009

Bum Plucky

Having someone put cereal in your ass then picking it out.

Micah: “Did you hear I gave a Bum Plucky to a girl last night!” David: “Yo!! that’s sick bro!”

by Dried craison July 13, 2022

Crumpet bum

Slang used for someone with celulite on their bum, it gives the effect of a crumpet! Also a built up residue of anal crap due to lack of ass wiping abilities

Lad: holly hell look at that crumpet bum over there! She aint been ass wiping

by Jollyrodgerey November 6, 2014

tuna bum

A bum hole that stinks of fish, can be called tuna butt or bum hole as well.

Person 1- Just had a poo, wiped my ass, stinks like fish!
Person 2- Errrr tuna bum.

by Pip-squeak January 4, 2021

Disco Bum

When, after taking a shit in a nightclub, one returns to the dance floor, has a little boogie but then needs to return to the bathroom for a tactical wipe

Stephen took a shit last night in the club but after five minutes of dancing had to return to the crapper for a re-wipe because he had disco bum.

by The Trig March 30, 2019