Floating around like a fart in a bottle

Having absolutely no purpose or use.

I can’t stand John at work. He spends all day floating around like a fart in a bottle while the rest of us are grafting.

by Annatommy September 15, 2022

Piss Bottle Hoarder

A Hoarder who hoards bottles of piss all over their house due to complete dysfunction and unwillingness or inability to repair their toilet.

That dudes a piss bottle hoarder, won’t even fix his toilet!

by No Mercy May 23, 2025

Bottle Caps Candy

A tart but slightly sweet taste to them, not wholly dissimilar to Smarties Candy Company's Smarties (Rockets outside the U.S.), SweeTarts or Runts, but with soda flavors and altered shapes.

Bottle Caps Candy contained a lemon-lime flavor instead of the current cherry flavor. There was also a time when Willy Wonka Co. made Fizzy Bottle Caps. These were similar to the original but contained ingredients to make them fizz when eaten, making them a bit more flavorful.

by SPrice1980 January 16, 2023

Bitch bottle

The Soda in the fridge that no one will drink and has been left there for weeks. Can be any soda, depending on the households preference.

Jimmy took the diet mountain dew out of the fridge, Tommy laughing when he saw he had. "Awww man! you took the bitch bottle!"

by Sovana YorkintheDorsh February 20, 2010

Pickford's Water Bottle

Using pre-written prompts or cheat codes to help you perform well at something like an exam, speech, GTA or penalty shootout. Potentially written on your hand, sleeve, scrap of paper or water bottle.

Jenkins: "What ho Pembo!"
Pembo: "What ho!"
Jenkins: "I say Pembo, how did you manage to ace that Latin exam? You never study."
Pembo (tapping the side of his nose): "Pickford's Water Bottle, Old Chap!"

by centurionsect September 16, 2024

african beer bottle

What a drunk supporter at a football/soccer match throws when he is upset that his team is losing

"When I was at the D.C. United match I got hit with African beer bottle"

by Austinjs3 March 21, 2017

bottle ya

When Australians get really mad and grab the bottle ready to bust your kneecaps

*grabs bottle* IM GONNA BOTTLE YA TILL YOUR KNEECAPS ARE BACKWARDS LIKE SQUIDWARDS WHEN HE GETS A CRAMP

by I’m gonna bottle ya December 25, 2020