lightning farm

to stand outside when it’s storming and farm lightning

whoever gets struck wins

“Wanna go outside and lightning farm and see who gets struck first?”

by landry nicole August 13, 2025

Farm

“It’s like a rubbish zoo obviously.”

Person 1: “This is a farm! You know what a farm is?”

Person 2: “well it’s like a rubbish zoo obviously”

by Eggruto roostermaki February 11, 2020

simp farming

Extraction of money, items, promotions from any number of simps/white-knights; often a type of scam.
Immoral, pragmatic (psychopathic/manipulative - exploiting your empathy towards them).

Similar to gold digging.

- This poor onlyfans girl truly loves me and needs help, I've given her $1000.
- She's simp farming you, you're a parasocial simp.

by veinsofgold March 23, 2024

nathan pesta silk farm

a bunch of spiders who manufactor steel

nathan pesta is cool just like my nathan pesta silk farm

by CountGlobula November 28, 2025

farming

when you are just blowing it and missing out

or when you are just cruising

bro you are farming right now

by piececontrollsnot March 21, 2022

halo farm chocolate milk

Chocolate milk with the consistency and taste of mud water.

Person 1: Man, Jacob drinks copious amounts of mud water
Person 2: No that's halo farm chocolate milk
Person 1: They mean the same thing
Person 2: You right

by Failedwhisper June 20, 2019

worthy farm

To get so drunk that you shit in your or your girlfriend's bra and then throw it up a tree, lamppost, aerial etc.

I got so shit faced last night I did a worthy farm at my girlfriend's parents house, to say she was displeased was an understatement.

by Oz10expl June 30, 2022