Dude: bro did your grandma get married? Wtf she’s 78 why won’t she stop
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes
Dude 2: yeah bro she’s a suck horse. She’s born to suck dudes
by Bro mcdudeson June 18, 2018
Get the Suck horsemug. 1
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse
2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!
3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.
A: Wow he looks like a gremlin horse
2
B: Ugh, stop being so gremlin horse!
3
C: That wasn't very gremlin horse fo you.
by bizzzzzzyyyyyyyyyyy February 11, 2021
Get the gremlin horsemug. When u don't know how to eat a girl out right and she starts kicking in pain but you continue thinking she is enjoying it.
by Justnasty June 10, 2016
Get the horse kickingmug. by Tranny Sammy March 20, 2019
Get the Cold horsemug. A sexy elderly woman that enjoys spending her evenings by taking her majestic horses on long walks. Barb is also very found of younger men and likes to make them come over to her barn and feed her horses
by Ballerboy38 February 19, 2018
Get the barbs horsesmug. Porridge flavoured gunk
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
"I'm going to fuck a horse for breakfast"
"There's nothing i like more in the morning than a bowl full of horse semen"
Guy 1: Yo what you having for breakfast?
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
Guy 2: I'm having Porridge
Guy 1: Ayo me too
Guy 2: But that's Horse Semen
Guy 1: I know, can't taste the difference
Guy 2: *Transforms into Horse*
Guy 1: That's kinda gay bro
Guy 2: Johnathan we're married
Guy 1: I want a divorce
by Ejack_Ulator8008135 April 28, 2022
Get the Horse Semenmug. A girl who will date a guy purely because of the horse on the hood of his car. A horse digger is dating the guy for his money and wealth rather than his personality. These type of girls should not be trusted. Cars that horse diggers are attracted to include but are not limited to: Porsche, Ferrari, and Mustang.
John: Did you just see that horse digger get into that guys Porsche off the street?
Tom: Yea man, he probably got into her panties purely because of the horse on his hood.
Tom: Yea man, he probably got into her panties purely because of the horse on his hood.
by WhosFading July 8, 2016
Get the Horse Diggermug.