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Baltimore Bed and Breakfast

Performing intercourse from behind while you reach around and shove breakfast pastries in your partner's mouth.
Would you prefer I brought home croissants or donuts for tomorrow morning's Baltimore Bed and Breakfast?
by Sloth14 March 20, 2019
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using Brandy's bed

Derived from the television show "Rock of Love" wherein a cast member said she needed to masturbate and she was going to "use Brandy's bed".
He didn't quite get me off so I am going to be "using Brandy's bed" tonight
by Alecca Jackson October 17, 2007
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Shit the bed Matilda

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!
by Sir Crapsaway August 2, 2016
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hes in your bed

and im in your twitch chat
omg hes in your bed 😰😰😰😰
haha im in ur twitch chat 👹👹👹
omg lets get married jaredd ✨✨✨👺👺👺
ok wilby scoot 🥺🥺🥺🥺
by wilbursimp November 21, 2021
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Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus May 20, 2018
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Bed Pussy Theorem

Anything and everything can be applied as the less lewd version of something else.
The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.
by CoochPunter July 28, 2019
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commit nether bed

a way of telling a person to kill themselves
Alex: I stole your diamonds
Steve: COMMIT NETHER BED!
by oofblox September 27, 2019
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