A roommate who steals your food in the fridge behind your back. They do it in a sneaky way by figuring out your schedule and stealing tiny portions when you’re at school/work.
“Dude I think Joe might be a ninja vulture.”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
“Yeah that explains why my mashed taters keeps disappearing!”
by TheShuckDriver November 21, 2019
Clog Ninja
by djsmackywas February 04, 2012
When you do something you know you're not supposed to do (whether it's good or not so good) or when you do something that other people (like your parents) don't want you to do.
by avtor17 February 07, 2018
by Axon March 15, 2015
A title dubbed to most cyborgs for their ninja-like appearance in the Metal Gear series.
Such "Cyborg Ninja" include:
Frank Jaeger: AKA Gray Fox.
Olga Gurlukovich.
Jack: AKA Raiden.
Such "Cyborg Ninja" include:
Frank Jaeger: AKA Gray Fox.
Olga Gurlukovich.
Jack: AKA Raiden.
by NaixStriker May 31, 2017
the farthest thing from a ninja, a urban dictionary member who says this is exerise because he is moving his body and has zero self control
by rubberduckhoser January 18, 2019
A Boo Ninja is a man who consistently scores women which are obviously way out of his league. Most often the Boo Ninja is spotted in bars working his magic. In this setting the Boo Ninja will look much like a scout master holding court with his young charges gathered around a camp fire. But the Boo Ninja is no scout master and his charges are not suburbanites but rather really hot young women and with each word the Boo Ninja speaks his audience will either laugh or compliment him on his wisdom as each competes to be his paramour {fuck} for the evening.
"Look at that bald fat fucking old Boo Ninja... he is old enough to be their fucking grandfather, he had the damn valet park his Yugo and yet look at all of that fabulous {highly fuckable} , boo {pussy} hanging on his every word like he is some fucking mullah {Islamic preacher} issuing a fatwa {religious decree}.
by Jack Magnum, Weremo hunter September 20, 2015