monster minder

Someone who defends or protects massive or unruly pets.

Chuck: "Did you see that dude at the park with the huge Roti?"

P.B.: "Yup, he had tons of gear to control that MoFo, case he went apeshit on the

other poor unsuspecting pups there."

Chuck: "I know eh, the guy must me a "monster minder".

by nar August 26, 2014

Coast Monster

An arrogant and ignorant person who believes every inch of the United States that's not within 300 miles of the ocean is desolate wasteland.

Like a typical coast monster, Nathan had never been further inland than Sacramento.

by turaligo December 18, 2014

Sleeve Monster

Someone who is able to tear the sleeves off a shirt with ease, grace, and power.

"I wish I could show off my massive biceps but these sleeves keep covering the goods."

"You should call the Sleeve Monster, George. He crushes it every time!"

by Sharkbait22 March 28, 2015

feed the monster

When you know someone has a specific problem and you try to offer them advice to fix it, but they only persist in putting even more energy into the problem. Therefore, the problem grows in size.

You know that she is obsessed with you and you say that you have no feelings for her, so why would you continue to feed the monster by constantly hanging out with her.

by twist_of_lime_with_salt January 7, 2016

like monster

An unusual person who likes things you put on facebook, and may or may not make you uncomfortable. If you're okay with it, then probably the term is used endearingly, otherwise it's used when full of hate. It's sort of like calling someone a tickle monster.

Stacy liked all my pictures of me and my cat
Awwh what a like monster!

Bob from work liked the picture of my cat...
Seriously?! WHAT A LIKE MONSTER.

by evanhasmachines December 11, 2011

White monster

Zero Ultra White Monster is made for the white male to drink during White Boy Summer to vrilmax, save his country, and destroy (((them))).

Alpha: Holy shit dude when you took a sip of that White Monster you grew 6ft tall, got ripped, and your testosterone went up.
Alpha #2: I know, I love my people now.

by Evropeanking1234 June 5, 2023

Green Monster

In Marine Corps boot camp, this is the little book you are issued that has all of the required knowledge in it. You take it with you to class and study it every free moment you have.

Drill Instructor: Ok, How bout takin out your Green Monsters and studying NASTYS!!

by sfmc98 September 30, 2009