mary wash

1. Short for the University of Mary Washington in Fredericksburg, VA
2. The most kickass school ever

A: I hear you go to Mary Wash.
B: That all girls school?
C: No dude, that's Mary BALDWIN!

by PaulUMW January 3, 2008

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

Only place where hicks, preppy kids, spoiled assholes,Long Island bitches, sluts, dogs and god-squads can live in harmony. It is a beautiful place, but shitty place to be. Only hicks and rednecks can appreciate this shitty county hole they call "Emmitsburg". It's where Jersey kids come down and start crying because they don't know how to fill up the gas for their cars. It's where assholes and bitches from New York come for an education, because they were way too retarded to get into NYU or Columbia. It's where Maryland kids come, because they couldn't get into Loyola or wanted to get some Jersey/New York ass. It's where you get to know some hicks if you are one of those sheltered rich kids. It's where a hick can get to know what the hell Abercrombie is. For Abercrombie lovers, it's a hellish place to be, 'cause they don't have a store around. However, you do get to see the clothes on fake-tanned decent girls by day, slutty whores by night and weekends. Dudes are not any better. They are man whores and like to think that they are gangstas. In real life, they are white as they can be and doesn't know shit about living in projects or having a rough life. They all tend to be stupid especially if they play sports. Only redeeming quality is that their parents are rich or rich enough to help them when they graduate with less than a stellar GPA and accomplishments. It's where you are one of those stereotypes mentioned here, you know that you are and you don't give a shit, 'cause tomorrow is another day and there is another freshman girl you need to screw before her freshman 15.

Example - Steve from Class of 2002 proudly proclaiming (writing on the bed frame in his room)the fact that he did anal with his girlfriend in A26.

Example 2 - JRT. Case Closed.

by Always a Mountie April 22, 2005

Bloody Mary

When you have sex with a girl while she is menstrating, on her period, and you pull out, have blood on your penis and proceed to give her a bloody mustache. Closely related to a dirty sanchez.

"I was having sex with this hot babe and I totally pulled out and gave her a Bloody Mary!"

by Patrick450 September 17, 2011

Mary

MARY is the #699 most common male name.
0.009% of men in the US are named MARY.
Around 11025 US men are named MARY!

MARY is the #1 most common female name.
2.629% of females in the US are named MARY.
Around 3351975 US females are named MARY!

MARY is the #12571 most common last name.
0.001% of last names in the US are MARY.
Around 2500 US last names are MARY!

Kristen: Mary is my best friend!
Britney: You wish!
Kristen: Ya I know! Just kidding!

by SakuraSaku October 28, 2006

maryism

a new political platform:

Pro-Contraception
Pro-Suicide
Pro-Cannibalism
Pro-Euthanasia
Pro-Abortion
Pro-Gay Marriage
Pro-Poligamy
Pro-Anarchy
Pro-Atheism
Pro-Internationalism

Anti-Racism
Anti-Homophobia
Anti-Obesity
Anti-Celibacy
Anti-Bush
Anti-War
Anti-Stupidity
Anti-Catholocism
Anti-Incest
Anti-Mississippi

"i hate bush so much, i am such a maryist."

by sexay laday May 1, 2004

Mount Saint Mary's College/University

A quaint little shithole in the middle nowhere, and by nowhere I mean Emmitsburg, MD. A place where the Keystone flows like wine, and Chad Smith, class of 2006 is the community cum dumpster. An institution where the fun police await to pounce on unsuspecting students from behind every corner and within every shadow.

Chad Smith: Do you have any beer?
Brent Bacon: Yes, but only if you bang me.

by Chad Smith April 1, 2005

virgin mary

My mother. No, she wasn't white either, plus she was all wrinkly and shit by the time I was 30. Stupid Renaissance painters, always making her look like a teenager...for My Dad's sake, she was like 48 at the time. You were lucky to live to My age in the early A.D. years. Take a look at the paintings of Caravaggio for a more accurate depiction, minus the fact that he painted us all white.

There is more about the Virgin Mary in the Qu'ran than there is in the Bible itself.

by Black Jesus March 28, 2005