Martin

Martin is a cool dude and his friend fucking sucks, looking at you alexis.

Martin e

by Awesome chad 69 June 8, 2022

jan martin

A special Scandinavian name, Jan Martins are usually the most sexy vikings of them all. They have longswords as long as their penises. So around 30 cm. Jan Martins powerful chest has more testosterone than an elephant with an erection.

Look! Thats Jan Martin!
Holy shit he is sexy, and strong, and very Scandinavian
He has a big penis!

by Sw00ty November 20, 2017

Martin

A guy who acts shy but actually has long balls

that guy is quiet, but he's a martin

by Noldus January 18, 2021

char martin

A girl that is gorgeous with a gazillion amazing features that is the love of everyones lives as soon as she walks into them

I wanna be like char martin when im older she's so hot

by jackuswolfus February 28, 2024

Martin Cooper

The Goat

Martin Cooper My G

by Big Bessie 978 February 20, 2022

Martin Pain

*Martin pain*

Verb: Martin pain

Definition:
1) to be wholly unaware of one's circumstances

2) to hold strong belief of imminent riches, yet discover that is not the case

Example:
"I'm super excited for my share scheme to come good soon"
"But you know that they only mature monthly five years after investing?"
"Dude, you're shitting me?"
Narrator: _He was not shitting him, he now knows *The Martin pain*_

by Novak_Jak December 3, 2021

Martin

Is the HOTTEST person on the planet and has a cock 2 meters long. He can walk right up to a girl, say hi and she’ll immediately start sucking his dick. A Martin also knows everything there is to know. He has an iq of 300000. Some people prefer to him as GOD.

Person 1: Hey what is gods name?
Person 2: His name is Martin.

by martinthegod69420 November 21, 2021