The name Madison is usually given to nice individuals. On the other side of this though are the Madison’s that have reputations for being enormous pains in the rectum. Most are super sweet though maybe 90-95% of them. The sweet ones will be undeniably recognizable by their golden blonde hair as if a halo were shining over their head and they usually have majestic rear-ends that never pass gas or have to poop. The mean ones that are pains in the rectum will be recognizable by the smell emitted from their rectum because they actually pass gas and poop_ unlike the majestic rear-ended Madison’s. Be careful not to piss off the sweet Madison’s though because they feed off emotions and if they are fed negativity then their bodies can no longer digest food in a way that they never poop_ they will grow horns and their rear-ends will start to loose it’s majestic shape and horrible aromas and poop will begin to come out of a once perfect bottom.
That Madison has a very nice rear-end. The other has a not so nice rear-end. Someone must have pissed that one off.
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