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knowledge knob

An individual who appears to know the answer to everything, or to be sufficiently well versed in the art of bullshitting to give the illusion that they do. Over time such individuals can become highly revered in society, attaining influential positions and status.
Employee 1 - "Beardie, you old fuckwitt, what does this document mean?"

Employee 2 - "Haa Harrr - fuck only knows, why don't you go and ask Mooj? He's a right old knowledge knob, and no mistake.. qualiteeeeee!"
by The Poison Dwarf August 3, 2010
mugGet the knowledge knobmug.

Knob hung

Ever since she took up with Tim, she doesnt go out at all. She is so knob hung
by Sergeant Shank December 2, 2018
mugGet the Knob hungmug.

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by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 27, 2025
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Gobblers knob

Gobblers knob is the place Caydens mom lives. It is named after the fact that she is the best knob gobbler around. It is located in English town, Cape Breton and is a popular go to place for the famous Malkie Woodland.
Guy 1: I just got back from the gobblers knob.
Guy 2: How was Caydens mom?
Guy 1: good, I fucked her.
by The Cape Breton Jigglo February 3, 2022
mugGet the Gobblers knobmug.

Knob Jockey

One who rather enjoys riding cock like a jockey who enjoys riding a horse. Usually a homosexual.
Omg look at the queer, he's such a knob jockey.
by Ting Wot July 7, 2015
mugGet the Knob Jockeymug.

dirty knob

Any male who frequents a glory hole whilst infected with gohnorrhea
We were all having a good time at the Bent Spoon last night until the dirty knob showed up and got us all sick
by sudowooodo October 11, 2022
mugGet the dirty knobmug.

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