Knob

An event that is better than the others occurring at the same time. If something is THE knob it is the ultimate event, unable to be matched by any event at any time.

Joe’s party is going to be a knob! Everyone will be there! It won’t be as good as Emily’s party though. That party was the knob.

by N0W Y0U KN0W November 22, 2018

door knob twist

When a man with a chode chodebecomes erect erect and someone else clutches the bulge bulge through the pants and twists it like a door knob.

Example:
Girl: Omg! Your dick dick looks like a door knob through your pants

Boy: Do you want to try and door knob twist it?

by Boppin' Beter August 29, 2017

knob gobbler

A non-amourous visitor to one's nether regions

There was nothing left of me after that knob gobbler gobbled my knob.

by testacular August 16, 2016

Czechoslovakian Door-Knob

It’s hard to explain how dangerous the Czechoslovakian Door-Knob can be to an uninformed practictioner. It involves 5 lengths of naval strength rope, 3 sterile tweezers and a half eaten bag of gummy bears.

My guy went for the classic Czechoslovakian Door-Knob with this girl last night, ended up in a Serbian infirmary.

by Anonymous1105 June 7, 2022

Knob Gobbler

Legend says when you play with your pp parts the knob gobbler will come and eat your genitals off.

I played with my pp part and then the knob gobbler came and ate my pp.

by BruhBruh1235 February 27, 2021

Knobbed

The act of putting your penis into a females mouth, vagina or anus.

After a couple round of appletinis the frat boys unconsciously knobbed the homecoming queen.

by Felini Digital January 30, 2021

knob hand door touch

The process in which you open the door to the toilet after using it without washing your hands!

Wow, did you see that bloke? He just did a knob hand door touch! Be careful

by 3 finger fred August 1, 2016