Reuben’s knob is made of only the finest and rarest materials... that’s why it is so tiny!!! It perches ontop of his cow sized bollocks like an eagle.
He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan
They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
He flashed his knob inside a group chat with his friends asian man and jordan
They screenshotted it and since then it had become legend between all simps
by Naked Chinese man June 24, 2020
Get the Reuben’s Knobmug. by blacklover19 November 2, 2008
Get the knob jockeymug. "Knob snatching is a old art, once used to pleasure eachother, one another's partners would pull eachothers dicks, preferably the tip and this has to be a gay couple, in return, they pull until one gives up, although some may not accept this defeat, resulting in there dick being pulled off"
by Autisticgorilla420 February 5, 2024
Get the Knob snatchingmug. 
noun. Somebody too stupid to be an entire tool of the Military-Industrial complex bipartisan shit show in the junk heap on the Potomac called the ship of state; just a hive-minded true believer in red, white or blue on a black background with a purple frame, hearting the bullshit of their chosen color and getting angry at the other color. Mass Pavlovian conditioning to cheer on a clown car demolition derby on a figure 8 track cheering and jeering at the baboons in congress on Capitol Hill.
Are you serious, you knob? Trust Elon to get us to Mars when his second stages rain debris all over the bahamas and boca chica, calling the launches a success because they caught the boosters with giant chopsticks?
by Whistle Blower0013 April 1, 2025
Get the Knobmug. by CamGuy41 January 1, 2017
Get the hobbit knobmug. by peteywheats March 23, 2021
Get the Knob and Tube Replacementmug.