Keanu Kelly is a person who plays minecraft alllllllllllllllll the time
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi
This person is always red and blushing
Their mum calls them unique
They're a big ksi
by dfjsufiusdbfdfcxa October 20, 2022
Get the Keanu Kellymug. Da official yearly "what it's typically worth" manual stating da average retail value of fellatio performed by women of different ages, body-types, and nationalities.
Anyone who arbitrarily repeats facts from da Kelly BLEW Book can so totally "BLOW it out his ear" --- each individual lady is different, and her capability and satisfaction have nothing whatever to do with her age, build, or nationality; it comes down to the level of "experience" she has, what her lips and tongue are like, how favorably she feels towards you, etc.
by QuacksO January 1, 2020
Get the Kelly Blew Bookmug. Kelly describes a woman with a very strong will.She's the sweetest person you'll ever meet and she has a very nice sense of humor.She might seem distant at first but she never is of any harm to you actually.She's very supportive of her friends and wants everyone to be happy.She's also VERY stylish and that bitch is THAT bitch,so you better not hurt her 'cause she'll mentally ruin you.If you know a Kelly you better give her lots of love 'cause she's an overthinker and her heart is very fragile.Also,she loves alchohol.
by kirbious69 November 21, 2021
Get the Kellymug. A really pretty and funny girl.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Her eyeliner is always fleeky and sharp enough to cut someone and usually wears dark clothing to match her jet black heart. Although she may look like your typical girl, she isn't a social casualty. On the inside she's a total nerd, and she never tries hard. If you have the chance to have a Kelly in your life, there's a 100% chance that you're wrapped around her finger.
Yasmeen: Woah who's that girl standing there?She looks so perfect...
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
Zans: I don't know.... but she's such a Kelly!
by ydfwu April 16, 2017
Get the Kellymug. by Ohh ye her October 15, 2019
Get the Kelliemug. Aidan Kelly of Stuart Florid is the most sigma male in the universe! He sometimes has no friends, but that's only because he's so sigma; everyone is intimidated by his presence. When the world barks at Aidan, he roars back... RAWRRRRR!!! Oh Aidan, cheers to you!
Aidan - "Is that a third nipple on your belly button? I have one too!"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
Unknown - "Oh Aidan Kelly, you're so hot baby. RAWR"
by nautisavage December 18, 2024
Get the Aidan Kellymug. A handsome, heroically charismatic plain-spoken, know-nothing, skirt-chasing, cocky little son of a-
Lie down with dogs and you’ll wake up with a raise and a promotion!
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
Person A : Dzsah-
Person B : Jack Kelly? Is that you?
by DE WOILD IS YER ERSTER March 31, 2025
Get the Jack Kellymug.