jizz valcano

When your dick sprays cum every where because a guys erection is so hard

Dude last night with my girl I had a jizz valcano

by Cameronblue19 June 29, 2017

jizz jerkey

jerkey made of, or mostly consisting of jizz.

Karen:"Hey Mike! This jizz jerkey is delicious!"

by The Big Stuff April 25, 2010

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent bloodshot eye

after coming into contact with a male's ejaculate.

I got jizz eye last night after my boyfriend cum in my face.

by Jon & Kevin October 3, 2021

Jizz wap

The person that is being a dickhead. Or a faggot and doing something really dumb

Uncle Dan is a fucking jizz wap

by Grant Crosley July 5, 2022

up jizzed

Its when you drink or eat something by accident that someone has previously spat sperm into after they've given someone a blowjob.

Eeooh Charlotte's just up jizzed herself again!! Lol

by Mitch 'Michelle' Green December 13, 2014

Jizz eye

The stinging sensation and subsequent red eye that results from an ejaculate coming into contact with an eyeball.

I got jizz eye the other night from my boyfriend.

by Jon & Kevin September 26, 2021

jizz aura

The odor around the atmosphere of a female who has just received a large quantity of seminal fluid on top of her, such as in a bukkake.

That japanese pornstar had an immense jizz aura after her bukkake.

by Sam the BananaBunWankMan September 23, 2017