Shit the bed Matilda

Well shit the bed Matilda did you see that guy stealing that tv!
by Sir Crapsaway August 02, 2016
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hillsdale bunk bed

When 2 persons have to defecate so badly and there’s only 1 bathroom available. The smaller person sits on the others legs on the John.
My friend and I realized we had a huge problem after Taco Bell. So we found our best solution was to make a Hillsdale bunk bed.
by Sweaty cat February 12, 2023
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Building bunk beds

Building bunk beds or bunking is a PG term for sexual intercourse that is mum friendly i.e can be spoke freely without the worry of children repeating.
Cece "oh had a good session of building bunk beds last night"
Leah "I had fun bunking last night too!"
by WeeFuckers April 02, 2021
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Bed and Breakfast Special

A good way to offer that special someone in bed a nice start to their day. This includes; wrapping a freshly cooked pancake around your dong, which will represent the sausage, then applying a little butter and some syrup on top of it with scrambled eggs on your nuts. Before deliverance, you wrap a bath towel around your waist with Special held underneath it before unveiling the surprise.
Hans: Hey honey, I whipped you up a bed and breakfast special for you.
Maria: Oh you're too kind sweetie— hold on, what's that supposed to be in-between the pancake?
Hans: Some man sausage you're about to get, if you know what I mean.
by Magnumus Dongus April 03, 2018
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Bed Pussy Theorem

Anything and everything can be applied as the less lewd version of something else.
The Bed Pussy Theorem dictates that a bed is exactly like a pussy whereas the pillow is the clitoris, the mattress is the entire vagina, the blankets are the labia, and you are the newborn.
by CoochPunter July 28, 2019
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bed-o-snakes

A toilet so full that the mound of excrement has crested the rim of the bowl, resembling a bed of snakes.
The porta-john at the race hadn’t been emptied all day. A man went in and then emerged ashen faced, clearly shaken by what he’d witnessed. Next in line was a woman with her young son who was squirming with urgency to use the facilities. The man said, "Lady I’m serious, don’t let that boy go in there, it’s a bed-o-snakes!"
by cretin11 November 29, 2011
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Catch ya bed

A Guyanese term used by elders. Usually meant to say to a child to go to bed. Or in other cases to go away
"You betta catch ya bed befor me bet ya rass dem with a pointy broom"
by bevarnow May 16, 2019
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