shore hardness

When your dick gets hard while you're at the beach.

When a man gets an erection while at the beach. Typically while wearing swim trunks.

"Hey man come look at the crab I found."

"Can't dude, I got shore hardness."

"oh, yeah I saw that milf walk by too."

"How do you keep from getting shore hardness when you go to those nude beaches?"

"Easy, I just jack off before."

by fufuckifiknoe June 25, 2017

Fart hardened turd

When you have gas all night and go to shit and it comes out like Captain Caveman's club.

Man that fart hardened turd hurt coming out.

by Darckcloud April 18, 2018

porcelain harmonica

An instrument played by using the toilet when all you have to give it is the air from your ass in different strengths to create a combination of high and low pitched notes.

After a long night of eating chimichangas, I had the pleasure of playing the porcelain harmonica and was able to play a version of Beethoven’s “Symphony No. 6” with the beautiful instrument.

by colintaylorful October 25, 2017

face hard on

Facial expression given when stonewalling someone in an argument.

I knew I wasn’t getting any sex tonight when I saw her face hard on.

by Big DG December 26, 2017

michael harden

A guy who knows how to treat a girl name kaylin right who is a perfect guy who makes a girl happy all the time he is a pefect boy he is an nice guy to kaylin thats why Kaylin loves him as a friend.

Michael harden is a great friend

by Mioni coe May 2, 2018

Swedish Harmonica

When a womans pussy lips are snipped off and sown to her asshole

The police officer failed to give the motorist a warning resulting in him coming home to his wife in bed crying over her new Swedish Harmonica

by Fagbag 409 June 13, 2018

Handstand hard on

When you so drunk you have to do a hand stand to even get your cock to appear UP.

Her: you are so drunk you Can t get it up

Me: ha wanna bet a blow job?

Her: sure what are you doing?

Me: ( leaning on a wall uoside down) a handstand hard on

by Budweiser beach February 19, 2018