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Front Puddle

Yes, I haven't had pizza in weeks!! Look at my front puddle!
by PaddyWenzz April 15, 2016
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Front Row Ho

Persons who have to have front row seats at a concert
Always at the stage at all costs
Spends a fortune on tickets to attain this
I front row ho'ed at tonight's concert
by Crazy ho July 17, 2014
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Feral Front-Seater

Feral Front-Seater: (noun) A person who takes an assertive, almost chaotic role in the passenger seat of a car, often displaying little regard for traditional etiquette or comfort. Unlike a Passenger Princess, the Feral Front-Seater actively makes every drive more interesting, provides unsolicited directions, or even attempts to take control of the car’s features, all while maintaining a sense of unrestrained enthusiasm or energy. They thrive in the chaos of navigating or the thrill of constant commentary, making the ride anything but peaceful.

A list of characteristics included, but are not limited to.

- brings snacks and drinks into every vehicle.

- Sings along with any and all songs weather they know the lyrics or not
- Holds bathroom breaks for gas stops.

- Restocks snacks and drinks from stores during refueling stops.

- refuses to take naps on any trip.

- Will hang head out window for an on the fly photo op.
"Buckle up, we're in for it. Emily is a total Feral Front-Seater—she’s already grabbed the aux cord and blaring music. While snacking on her chips.
by 75lineman January 25, 2025
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Front alley frontie

When you simp for a woman so hard to the point where she's dragging you by the balls and you enjoy it. You spent the whole night bending to her needs, but instead of coming back to your place, she leave you in front of your house and cucks you with a virgin.
Dave: "Yo how did that date go?"
Austin: "Horrible... I got front alley frontied, I'm such a cuck lord."
by Slampig123 July 27, 2021
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front ass

when an ass is so big you can see it from the front
dude sheila is so hot she has front ass
by IBLAZEBUGLES October 26, 2017
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Bay front Bridge

by Taenun June 20, 2022
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