When waiting for a download, upload, etc. and the amount of time on the loading bar is different from the amount time it actually takes to download.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Similar to microwave minutes.
Dexter: "Oh my gosh Jocelyn, I was trying to download 'X-Men First Class' and the loading bar said two minutes, when it actually took fifteen!!"
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
Jocelyn: "Oh man, I know, internet minutes always fool me."
by Binsky September 30, 2012
Get the Internet Minutesmug. 
Definition: A unit of time used sarcastically to describe when someone says “I’ll be there in a minute,” but actually takes an absurdly long time—usually anywhere from 10 minutes to over an hour or more.
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
A Michael Minute = 60 human minutes (minimum).
Examples:
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
“He said he’d join the game in a minute. It’s been 45. Classic Michael Minute.”
“When he says he’s leaving in a Michael Minute, go ahead and start a movie.”
"Be right there in a Michael Minute = see you next week."
by shmunguss the og October 5, 2025
Get the Michael Minutemug. by sdaynoam April 8, 2023
Get the 20 minutesmug. by Crocodoodle July 27, 2016
Get the the minute aftermug. a term created by fucking morons that usually refers to small towns that be crossed in short amounts of time, but also means ultimately nothing at all.
THE WOKE LEFT IS PLANNING TO KILL ALL WHITE PEOPLE AND CREATE ANOTHER 15 MINUTE CITIES!!!!
no man, i think you're just schizophrenic.
no man, i think you're just schizophrenic.
by DONKFORTRESS December 9, 2023
Get the 15 minute citiesmug. Mark: What is the secret to your inbox? Despite all the things you signed up for, it almost looks squeaky clean!
Simon: Its ez. Just use some throwaway email, like 10 minute mail.
Simon: Its ez. Just use some throwaway email, like 10 minute mail.
by %$2 October 6, 2023
Get the 10 minute mailmug.