poor day

The definition of Poor Day is really, quite simple. If you’re on social assistance or disability; then, by the time you pay your rent and menial bills, you’re poor again.
Person A: Wooo hooo! It’s PayDay tomorrow!

Person B: You mean POOR DAY...
by Keronica Kadwell February 05, 2018
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GREEN DAY

1.) Seems like many folks get the association with marijuana correct but are badly misinterpret the slang/context. Back in the late 80s and 90s a "Green Day" was NOT a day spent smoking marijuana, it was the day AFTER a copious amount of weed/THC was consumed. When one awoke and was still high from the prior nights festivities, THAT was the "green day"...

2.) Green Day - A SoCal pop-punk band which arose in the late 90s to capitalize off of the punk revival launched by bands like Rancid, Dropkick Murphys, Pennywise, The Vandals, etc... Known for fast aggressive pop-punk songs that sound vaguely like other songs and a primadonna front man who grossly overestimates his contributions to rock history.
1.) "Dude... I was so baked last night... those edibles didn't help either. I feel all dizzy and can't form thoughts"
"Ahhh, no worries bro, you're just having a green day"

2.) "Hey, did you ever see Green Day back in the day?"
"Nah man, I don't do pop-punk, I vastly prefer The Misfits, Nirvana, Soundgarden, Alice in Chains, yknow...?"
by Roblox OOOF noise guy February 17, 2022
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Biggy day

The day marked 22nd may 2020 when the name bix was founded to be the name of rising talent biggy Williams
Today is national biggy day , let’s get fucked up lads!
by Wendy yoof May 21, 2020
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Disappointment day

Christmas day. The day when everyone is disappointed with their presents.
Mum - "Merry Christmas!"
Kid - "I hope this is what I think it is"

Mum - "I went to a lot of trouble to get it.
*Kid opens present*
Kid - "...It's the wrong type. Did you keep the receipt?"
Dad - "Another 'merry' disappointment day!"
by Jonathon Quick December 30, 2009
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lay of the day

A term used in Horseracing to determine a fancied horse that may get beaten.

The first shit of the day.
Fuck me, last nights kebab's gone right through me, time for lay of the day. You might want to give the bathroom 10 minutes after I've finished.
by mr_Rodan October 28, 2006
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patriga day

December 1st, or patriga day, is the day when all u no-nut november brothers could nut all you want.
Yo you hear? It's finally patriga day!
by Patriga originator November 27, 2019
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Scrunchie Day

Person:Hey do you want to wear my scrunchie?
Crush:why?
Person:because it's Scrunchie Day!
by _a_person_that_has_a_name_ October 26, 2019
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