Cartman Day

When an employee calls off sick who isn't because they need a mental break from an annoying, lazy, negative co-worker.

Brianna has been such a BITCH lately so I'll be taking a Cartman Day tommorow.

by Pjtitties January 12, 2020

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Kinky Day

Every may 10th u gotta do somthing really kinky. This nation holiday started when the first case of beastality was recorded and added to zoo sex website

Person1: yo it kinky day
Person2: I got my whip and a razor blade

Person1: ....

by Definition demon June 3, 2018

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Tor Day

A day spent doing nothing at all.

Freddie just wanted to chill out and have Tor Day so he laid on the sofa all day.

by Sbw19 March 17, 2021

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Day Beers

A bit like normal beers, except you have them during the day

Why don't we take a wonder in around lunchtime and get a couple of day beers?

by A.Anon January 28, 2013

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Media Day

Stupid name people start calling picture day after grade 8

It's media day time to take some pictures woopity fuckin doooo.

by JMANGRUNT August 12, 2016

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The day that your birthday shows up on all of your friends news feeds on Facebook. Also the day after you update your profile picture, information, quotes, likes and interests. The one day of the year that all your facebook friends you never talk to creep on your facebook to see if their life is better then yours.

Justin: You remember Hilary from school?

Brendan: Yeah, its her fb-day today.

Justin: Shes gaining some weight.

Brendan: Her boyfriend has a chin strap.

Justin: Well asleast she listens to the avett brothers

Brendan: I love hipsters

by PACHYCEPHALOSAURUS March 27, 2011

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