English Teabagging

The act of jerking off while making tea.

I knew my roommate was weird when I caught him english teabagging in the kitchen

by 0nTh3Sp0t October 12, 2021

exclusive english class

This is a group of people in your English that are ELITE!!! They are better than everyone and everyone knows it. They are smart, hot as hell and everyone is jealous of them. It is hard to be a part of this club, but when you are in..... there is no escape. Even the teachers beg to be a part of this club.

Hot girl 1 - Wow one of the girls from the exclusive English class just looked at me!!!! I can die happy now!!!
Hot girl 2 - OMG you are so lucky, I'm so jealous!!!

by Hotgirl123englishclub October 27, 2021

wids's english teacher

frog

THAT FKING WIDS'S ENGLISH TEACHER!

by widsisweed September 22, 2021

Check English Light

Where you trip over your words or cannot make a complete sentence; may sound like gibberish when trying to say a true sentence. Might jumble sounds together to try to correct your brain to speech process.

"Their bog won't stop darking." (Their dog won't stop barking)

"You underment what I stood" (You understood what I was trying to say)

"I wasspluh something, words and stuff. My Check English Light turned on"

by Izzybaby1312 July 28, 2021

Jake English

one sexy man

person 1: "my favorite homestuck character is jake english."
person 2: "why?"
person 1: "hes just extremely sexy."

by mmeeoowww August 14, 2021

South African English

The English of South Africa

My South African English accent is More British-based.

by anonymous August 19, 2021

English Ignorance

An English speaker who believes the world revolves around them on the grounds that ‘English is the universal language’ & other bullshit.

Lots of draws to racism, xenophobia etc.

I dislike Korean music because I can’t understand the lyrics.

You don’t listen to English music in Korea?? Are you f-ing crazy? How is this possible?
Alan, that is your English ignorance.

I went to Spain last month, no one spoke English... idiots.

by Ninjacat1357392 June 1, 2021