Uncle Edward

It’s when a mexican emo femboy has gay anal sex with five different black men, a puerto rican boy, and a fat white discord mod. He gets mad when he doesn’t receive Tyrone’s big magicial drumstick and is constantly on his mexican dude period.

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Andrew was being such an Uncle Edward today
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King Edward

A Royalty of sexual positions: The Girl pressed up against the headboard of a hotel bed on her knees, while the guy is up against her, riding her hard from behind and simultaneously pulling her hair.

Alternative: Standing up against a hotel window overlooking the city; same positioning.
Extra points for a sexy boutique hotel. (Eg. The Nelligan, The Drake, The Thompson, The Viceroy)
Alternative 2: The guy is lying with head at headboard using one hand to stimulate her Nipples and the other hand grabbing her ass, while she rides his face, still pressing her body against the headboard.
I love to do the King Edward when we first check into a hotel.
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king edward

a stupid school that ruins people
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Edward Furlong

Edward Walter Furlong (born August 2, 1977) is an American actor most known for playing the young John Connor in Terminator 2: Judgment Day. He's starred in various films over the years. He's also abused various drugs over the years. Nowadays he is working on his sobriety, only using vapes and Redbull to supplement the hard drugs.
Guy 1: Dude what ever happened to Edward Furlong?

Guy 2: oh dude he's sober now! I don't know if he's doing any film stuff right now but he's sober!
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Cameron Edwards

Is a fat wombat who with a small dick who I can’t write much about because he’s achieved absolutely nothing in his life that worth mentioning, pretty chirpy young kid considering what’s he’s done in his life, hopefully one day he’ll become a name
Cameron Edwards is a no name
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