The homosexual act of scraping the smegma of an uncircumcised penis and spreading it onto a ritz cracker, then feeding the cracker to your partner.
by KevinCake October 6, 2012

(N) An insult; an allusion to a fake medical condition that results in the fragility of male genitalia.
Doctor: We ran some tests, and it turns out you have cracker dick.
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
Patient: Damn, shouldn't have gone on the singers cruise.
Why does Jason keep a towel over his junk?
Oh he's got cracker dick, it'll get soggy if it gets wet
by DiabloRain October 22, 2014

Cracker Cakes (n.): This particular food is often referred to as a rice cake, and is a flat circle of tasteless dried rice and nearly weightless. Since only white people are the main consumers of theses delicacies they can also be called a cracker (term for white person as well as type of food) cake. More specifically, white women dieting are the largest demographic for this flavorless snack.
Can we please stop by whole foods quickly so I can fill up on cracker cakes before we go to the gallery opening?
by sucio2 August 13, 2010

an old stanky cracker stuck in a couch. lazy, stale, crusty, grodey, and just all around foul person
by Kyle/lyle March 29, 2009

A funny substitute for DeadA$$.
by cj2009cj February 4, 2012

a weird, messed-up or otherwise insane person, often a co-worker; useful for times when "fuck-face" and "sweet merciful motherfucker" might not be appropriate
by Cristos April 26, 2006

by Mahny June 16, 2017
